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daokeo
01-28-2009, 07:59 PM
To Be 6 Again...



A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose

early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!


He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M 's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

saothangnam
01-29-2009, 02:48 PM
dui quá=)) mặc dù :13:hiểu gì hết :d

Jen
01-29-2009, 06:36 PM
dui quá=)) mặc dù :13:hiểu gì hết :d

thì cí bà dzợ nì chũi cí thằng chồng "dumb ass" (tạm dzịt dza đồ ngu ngốc; dzịchh xát nghĩa là óc để dzưới môngg á) kà kà kà :hahaha:

vì bả chưa nói dzứt câu...size 6 = là cái áo đầm size số 6...mà ông nì lại nghĩ bã muốn trẻ lại thời 6t...nên đưa bã đi chơi mí trò chơi nguy hiểm...như là superman ride....rùi nào mua cho bã thứ kẹo M&M mà bã ưa thích nhứt :42: nên khi dzìa tới nhà bã bị mệt nhừ vì mõi mệt...nên mới chũi ông chồng "dumb ass" kà kà kà :dance2: